Wife = Worries Invited For Ever
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. – Oscar Wilde
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. – Scottish Proverb
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. – Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. – H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. – H. L. Mencken
“A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.” – U2
Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring & Suffering
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “Y” becomes silent.
Source: Internet
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